What do you think the above users deepest darkest secrets are?

UltraDeth · Apr 28, 2014

Tried to run into Buckingham Palace with his pants down, only for a guard to concuss him with a kick to the face

Extra-Ordinary · Apr 30, 2014

Is actually the guard that delivered said flying kick.

UltraDeth · Apr 30, 2014

Reads the warning label on their medication bottle really loudly

Barbas · Apr 30, 2014

Tried to split the beer atom and caused the Tunguska event.

UltraDeth · May 1, 2014

Bursts into tears whenever they see the colour mauve

Redlin5_v1legacy · May 11, 2014

Stutters.

Barbas · May 11, 2014

Polishes ceilings obsessively.

Morsomk_v1legacy · May 11, 2014

He was in a sexual relationship with that Virgin Mary statue that got famous for crying or something along those lines.

Barbas · May 11, 2014

The hair in the soup...came from his NUTS!

Padwolf · May 12, 2014

He rips toilet paper rolls to shreds, leaves the pieces there and then blames it on the cat.

UltraDeth · May 12, 2014

Cries like a wolf in heat

Barbas · May 14, 2014

The fingers that went into the jelly were his!

UltraDeth · May 14, 2014

Gets sweaty hands when watching Yes Minister

Barbas · May 22, 2014

Has the hots for Grand Moff Tarkin.

UltraDeth · May 23, 2014

Gets a rash while using Reddit

Barbas · May 23, 2014

Actually does use Reddit.

UltraDeth · May 23, 2014

Is wanted in 5 boroughs for goosing police officers and the elderly

Barbas · May 23, 2014

Stole a policeman's helmet, went to the toilet in it, gave it back and stole it again.

username sucks · May 23, 2014

He is neither a dog nor a Daedra.

UltraDeth · May 23, 2014

Looks threating in Amish clothing