What do you think the above users deepest darkest secrets are?

[Euryalus]

Is actually the brother that cries floods in the children's book.

 

[PiPPUMAX]

Has an embarrassing amount of porn on his hard drive.

NO SIR! That would leave hard evidence! >.> <.<

Only laughs at terrible jokes!

 

[UltraDeth]

Holds a grudge against anyone who still wears button flies

 

[PiPPUMAX]

Wears all jeans backwards!

 

[OmniscientOstrich]

Is Glenn Beck's illegitimate son.

 

[UltraDeth]

Gets butterflies when they're near bananas

 

[Rabbitboy]

Once urinated in public.

 

[Barbas]

Sided with the Master.

 

[UltraDeth]

Smiles at the cheese in Sainsbury's

 

[Rabbitboy]

Kicks every puppy he sees.

 

[UltraDeth]

Calls all his pets Ezekiel

 

[Barbas]

Names his buttons.

 

[UltraDeth]

Read a book once and believed it was real, he's still looking for that gingerbread house

 

[Barbas]

Caused the destruction of Freeport 9.

 

[UltraDeth]

Feels G-Force whenever he listens to metal

 

[OmniscientOstrich]

Feels aroused whenever he listens to Polka.

 

[Rabbitboy]

Once did something very inappropriate. I won't go into to much detail although will say that it involved the tailpipe of my neighbor's car. He is were very lucky everyone involved was to embarrassed to call the police.

 

[UltraDeth]

Licks paper

 

[Barbas]

Visited the aquarium and felt a deep spiritual connection to the seals.

 

[Rabbitboy]

Committed bestiality with a Snorlax.