Barbas ExQQxv1D1ns Oct 28, 2013 33,804 0 0 Jul 28, 2015 #10,881 Insisted on matching curtains and napkins in the Officers' Mess.
UltraDeth New member Nov 2, 2010 14,150 0 0 Jul 28, 2015 #10,882 Had to go into hiding and changed his name to.....*sigh*...Richard Simmons
Barbas ExQQxv1D1ns Oct 28, 2013 33,804 0 0 Jul 28, 2015 #10,883 Is actually John Simmons. Whoever that may be.
UltraDeth New member Nov 2, 2010 14,150 0 0 Jul 28, 2015 #10,884 Lost the plot...when he left the windows open
Barbas ExQQxv1D1ns Oct 28, 2013 33,804 0 0 Jul 28, 2015 #10,887 Slipped in the piss that someone left in the group chat.
UltraDeth New member Nov 2, 2010 14,150 0 0 Jul 28, 2015 #10,888 Shat out his left ball from straining too hard
UltraDeth New member Nov 2, 2010 14,150 0 0 Jul 28, 2015 #10,890 Literally put a cap in someone's ass, as in baseball cap
Dalek Caan Pro-Dalek, Anti-You Feb 12, 2011 2,871 0 0 Jul 28, 2015 #10,891 Beat up an old lady with a copy of Assassin Creed: Black Flag.
A Albino Boo New member Jun 14, 2010 4,667 0 0 Jul 29, 2015 #10,894 He once eat some food that wasn't deep fried
Barbas ExQQxv1D1ns Oct 28, 2013 33,804 0 0 Jul 29, 2015 #10,895 Keeps extra sphincters in the cupboard, 'neath the stair.
A Albino Boo New member Jun 14, 2010 4,667 0 0 Jul 29, 2015 #10,896 Secretly watches strictly come dancing
Barbas ExQQxv1D1ns Oct 28, 2013 33,804 0 0 Jul 29, 2015 #10,897 Knows how to do the ginger beer trick.
UltraDeth New member Nov 2, 2010 14,150 0 0 Jul 29, 2015 #10,898 Was first to the HQ, but last in the showers
A Albino Boo New member Jun 14, 2010 4,667 0 0 Jul 29, 2015 #10,899 Harbours impure thoughts about the Emperor.
