What do you think the above users deepest darkest secrets are?

[Barbas]

Accidentally wiped three infantry squads.

 

[UltraDeth]

Played the battle song in the wrong key the whole time

 

[Barbas]

Frankly unpublishable.

 

[UltraDeth]

Surrendered at the same time as the opponent

 

[Barbas]

Broke the AI.

 

[UltraDeth]

When to great lengths to avoid talking to someone, which culminated in a motorcycle chase which toured through 9 Counties

 

[Albino Boo]

Is contemplating having plastic surgery to look like David Hasselhoff

 

[Barbas]

Is a girl named Sally.

 

[Albino Boo]

Is a boy named Sue

 

[Barbas]

Is a dog named Womble.

 

[Albino Boo]

Collects other people's nasal hair to glue into his own nose.

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

farted in church last week. I KNOW THAT WAS YOU!

 

[Albino Boo]

Is a Dolly Parton tribute act at the weekends

 

[Barbas]

Like long walks on basalt cliffs.

 

[UltraDeth]

Spilt all the glass on the marble dance floor

 

[Albino Boo]

Plays for Millwall

 

[UltraDeth]

Was testing his new cannon and misfired into the local Sainsburys

 

[Albino Boo]

Was testing his new cannon and misfired into the local Sainsburys

That wasn't a misfire, it was an unexpected item in the bagging area.

Is John Terry's secret boyfriend.

 

[Barbas]

Is CIA.

 

[Albino Boo]

Doesn't know CIA stands for Cardiff International Arena