What do you think the above users deepest darkest secrets are?

[UltraDeth]

Wanked himself stupid during the chest burster scene in Alien

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

prefers to make love while listening to weird al.

 

[UltraDeth]

Has eaten more Butter than anyone in history

 

[Barbas]

Used to be a Brotherhood outcast.

 

[UltraDeth]

Plays the triangle

 

[Barbas]

Rocked the dinghy.

 

[UltraDeth]

Dropped a huge fart during a memorial service and laughed about it for weeks

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

is a cowbell hero

 

[UltraDeth]

Is a transsexual mulatto Eskimo

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

is actually 3 gnomes operating a mechanical automaton.

 

[UltraDeth]

Ate his own fingers in his sleep

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Is actually a birb.

 

[Barbas]

Owns a dug.

 

[UltraDeth]

Botched his own evil speech

 

[Barbas]

Buggered up with the wrong paint on the Wall.

 

[UltraDeth]

Puts a bag of cocaine at the top of the Christmas tree

 

[Barbas]

Shorted out all the electrics by trying to plug in a sex toy.

 

[UltraDeth]

Can be rude, crude and vile when in the presence of females

 

[Barbas]

Enjoyed watching Little Man.

 

[UltraDeth]

Slept walk to Borneo