Barbas ExQQxv1D1ns Oct 28, 2013 33,804 0 0 Feb 5, 2016 #11,261 Accidentally grilled his hands. Both of them. At the same time.
UltraDeth New member Nov 2, 2010 14,150 0 0 Feb 5, 2016 #11,262 Ate all his furniture so he could take it with him
Barbas ExQQxv1D1ns Oct 28, 2013 33,804 0 0 Feb 5, 2016 #11,263 Accidentally deleted his phone from existence.
UltraDeth New member Nov 2, 2010 14,150 0 0 Feb 5, 2016 #11,264 Wouldn't know funny if it threw a pie in his face
Barbas ExQQxv1D1ns Oct 28, 2013 33,804 0 0 Feb 5, 2016 #11,265 Wouldn't know a good pie if it paraded its stuff right in front of him whorishly.
UltraDeth New member Nov 2, 2010 14,150 0 0 Feb 5, 2016 #11,266 Ran out of ammo at the worst time and had to intimidate the enemy by mooning them
Barbas ExQQxv1D1ns Oct 28, 2013 33,804 0 0 Feb 5, 2016 #11,267 Accidentally opened fire on a seal colony.
UltraDeth New member Nov 2, 2010 14,150 0 0 Feb 5, 2016 #11,270 Misheard his orders and shot literally everything within a 9-mile radius
Barbas ExQQxv1D1ns Oct 28, 2013 33,804 0 0 Feb 5, 2016 #11,271 Sent his sapper squads into the marsh to dig for oil.
A Albino Boo New member Jun 14, 2010 4,667 0 0 Feb 6, 2016 #11,273 Has the biggest Barbie collection in the North East
Barbas ExQQxv1D1ns Oct 28, 2013 33,804 0 0 Feb 6, 2016 #11,274 Likes the feeling of seafood on his chest.
Barbas ExQQxv1D1ns Oct 28, 2013 33,804 0 0 Feb 6, 2016 #11,276 Sings with his quartet of frogs in the shower.
UltraDeth New member Nov 2, 2010 14,150 0 0 Feb 6, 2016 #11,277 Brought a rocket launcher to a 21 gun salute
A Albino Boo New member Jun 14, 2010 4,667 0 0 Feb 6, 2016 #11,278 Plays bowls with a nuclear hand grenade
Barbas ExQQxv1D1ns Oct 28, 2013 33,804 0 0 Feb 6, 2016 #11,279 Has a fetish that involves scat and Krull DVDs.
