What do you think the above users deepest darkest secrets are?

[Scde2]

Stole every plane out of South Korea.

 

[Sacman]

Thinks South Korea is good Korea...

 

[Scde2]

Rules the Best Korea.

 

[SixWingedAsura]

Has lost their spleen in a fishing accident involving a cantaloupe, two penguins and that one hooker from Tijuana that everyone has in their randomly vague stories.

 

[Sacman]

Damn Straight I do and were still waiting for Justin Beiber's world tour... [http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/10506482]

Actually rules the less best Korea...

 

[Scde2]

Is Wapanese.

 

[projectazure]

Has 8 toes of corse :3

 

[Scde2]

Is a grammar Nazi in disguise.

 

[Sacman]

Is a regular Nazi, not in disguise...

 

[Scde2]

Won't forgive me, ever.

 

[SixWingedAsura]

Likes to rub rubbish all over cats with more than three colors.

 

[Dr.Susse]

Has Al Gore's mute button. But lost it.

 

[projectazure]

Secretly drives off the road :O

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Stalks people's little sisters.

 

[Scde2]

Stalks peoples grandfathers.

 

[Secret world leader (shhh)]

Is a 40 year old korean paedophile posing as a 19 year old on facebook while stalking 19 year olds on facebook...who are ALSO 40 year old korean paedophiles posing as 19 year olds.

 

[Sacman]

likes Durian fruit...

 

[Dr.Susse]

Produced by Matsikoya labs.

 

[Sacman]

Is actually a Weegee...

 

[Dr.Susse]

[small]How did you know? *runs away*[/small]

Has incredible power over trees.