What do you think the above users deepest darkest secrets are?

[Dango]

Has never watched Clannad.

 

[Sacman]

Has never watched Boogiepop Pahntom...

 

[kaveradeo]

Is lacking the capability to succeed in the task ahead.

 

[Sacman]

He copies his posts from fortune cookies...

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Is what actually crashed in Roswell.

 

[Dango]

Is what was actually found at Rockwell.

 

[Scde2]

Got his head stuck in the toilet once.

 

[Sacman]

Has died several times in his life...

 

[Dango]

Is a 9-lived cat.

 

[Sacman]

Holds the secret of the universe in his front pocket for you...

 

[Dango]

Is really a trigonometric polygon.

 

[Sacman]

Is actually a being from the 11th dimension...

 

[Dango]

Is a 1 dimensional sphere.

 

[Sacman]

is actually a bunch of baby kiwis painted to look like a human being...

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Has multitudes of ghosts at his command.

 

[kaveradeo]

Cant reload.

 

[Scde2]

Wants to be /b/s next victim.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Is the founder of Anonymous.

 

[Blue Musician]

Is the breaker of Discretion.

 

[Scde2]

Needs new shoes.