What do you think the above users deepest darkest secrets are?

[kaveradeo]

Secretly isn't a feline.

 

[Robert632]

Secretly has a cheese sandwitch lodged in his buttocks.

 

[Crayzor]

Secretly steals from the homeless.

 

[shaneriding]

Secretly likes to eat boiled puppies in curry.

 

[kaveradeo]

Secretly is Han Solo in disguise.

 

[Robert632]

Secretly has a French accent.

 

[BrailleOperatic]

Secretly is pentalingual.

 

[Robert632]

Secretly is preparing to invade the core of the moon.

 

[kaveradeo]

Secretly lives in the core of the moon.

 

[Robert632]

Secretly funds my moon core army.

 

[Valkyrie101]

Is an Illuminatus.

 

[Robert632]

Secretly hates pirates.

 

[kaveradeo]

Secretly is a ninja.

 

[Robert632]

Secretly sided with the zombie-robots.

 

[kaveradeo]

Secretly rides a dinosaur.

 

[Robert632]

Secretly shoots lasers when he roars.

 

[Fallen-Angel Risen-Demon]

Secretly doesn't like cats.

 

[Robert632]

Secretly loves the persians.

 

[Dark42]

Can't change colours at will like his avatar.

 

[Fallen-Angel Risen-Demon]

Secretly hates chainsaws.