What do you think the above users deepest darkest secrets are?

[Scde2]

He secretly is a /b/tard.

 

[Blue Musician]

He secretly isn't emo.

 

[Scde2]

Is secretly emo.

 

[Dramatic Flare]

Would love to have Sepiroth's babies.

 

[Valkyrie101]

Is the love child of Kim Jong-il and Megan Fox.

 

[Racistman3d]

Wishes he could marry his Japanese anime body pillow.

 

[Valkyrie101]

Eventually had to dispose of his Japanese anime body pillow for unspecified hygiene reasons.

 

[Blue Musician]

Eventually had to be disposed himself for contamination issues.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

They are madly in love with an anime character.

 

[MachoFern]

Has a crippling attraction to Oranges, when she walks into the living room her family will be waiting to have an intervention, during which she will yell "MIIIIIIIIIIIIINE" and run out into the woods to hide for the next 2 years, until her eventual re-entrance into society

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

They are actually a psychopathic murderer who goes after under aged caucasian girls.

 

[Robert632]

Secretly created a fat man who's only goal is to bring about "cakeagedden.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Is a dangerous necromancer.

 

[Robert632]

Secretly taught a garbage can to make things clean buy spewing garbage on them.

 

[MachoFern]

Is currently on the floor rolled up in a ball in a pile of their own vomit

 

[Scde2]

Is a mudslinger.

 

[The Free Wind]

Doesn't know what Kingdom Hearts is.

 

[fjelding]

Is secretly the hivemind, Nebulo Nine

 

[Girl With One Eye]

Loves classical music

 

[BrailleOperatic]

Secretly has two eyes...at least.