What do you think the above users deepest darkest secrets are?

[not_the_dm]

He's trying to buy back his soul.

 

[Blue Musician]

He's trying to sell his soul, but even the devil doesn't wants it.

 

[Robert632]

Took a chocolate bar from a child to impress his dog.

 

[Sliverwings]

Is rather fond of getting his nails done

 

[Robert632]

Wants a faciel in about 20 minutes.

 

[BrailleOperatic]

Is a dog.

 

[Scde2]

Is a leper.

 

[Blue Musician]

Is a leprechaun.

 

[Scde2]

Is half Martian.

 

[Blue Musician]

Only has a a half life.

 

[Scde2]

Is radioactive.

 

[Blue Musician]

Was born in a nuclear Fallout.

 

[Scde2]

Is angry that he can't dress emo.

 

[Blue Musician]

Is angry at the people who only have the emo ideology.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Ninja.

Has been struck by lightning.

 

[Blue Musician]

How can I ninja you if you posted 10 minutes later than me?

Loves to say the word ninja.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Sometimes the servers eat a post until one is made after it.

Loves to say the word ninja more than I.

 

[Blue Musician]

Doesn't appreciate the samurai.

 

[BrailleOperatic]

Practiced seppuku. Succeded.

 

[Sliverwings]

Mastered ninjutsu... with a panda.