What do you think the above users deepest darkest secrets are?

[SteakHeart]

Has no genitals.

 

[Ashsaver]

Has 4 genitals.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Doesn't know what genitalia means.

 

[Robert632]

Doesn't know what no means.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Does not take no for an answer.

 

[TraitortoHeaven]

Doesn't know that he doesn't know what no means

 

[Robert632]

Doesn't know if his table is ready.

 

[Scde2]

Fights moose.

 

[Robert632]

Hides in Beavers.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Is a parasite.

 

[Scde2]

Is a cliff racer.

 

[Sliverwings]

Is a part-time ninja

 

[Robert632]

Has a mouse up his left nostrial and urine down his throat.

 

[Scde2]

Supplied the urine.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Supplied the mouse.

 

[Robert632]

Supplied the concrete.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Was Kennedy's real assassin.

 

[Scde2]

Was Kanye West's assassin.

 

[UnusualStranger]

Fears the Reaper.

 

[Scde2]

Loves the song Disturbia.