What do you think the above users deepest darkest secrets are?

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Will not accept his children.

 

[Scde2]

Will not accept my acceptance.

 

[Dr.Susse]

Knows a good pie recipe involving children.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Loves said pie.

 

[SixWingedAsura]

Is known to sneak into houses in the middle of the night and hide babies in strange places, such as sock drawers or inside of peanut butter jars.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Has his own legion of spiders.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Has his own legion of red blood cells.

 

[SixWingedAsura]

Is secretly a cat.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Eats cats.

 

[kaveradeo]

Likes where this is going.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Is a hater.

 

[Scde2]

Is my Aunt Jamie.

 

[Scde2]

Gives out free candy from his windowless van to old people.

 

[Scde2]

Prefers the German version.

 

[Scde2]

Can answer this question.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Can't answer my questions.