What do you think the above users deepest darkest secrets are?

[Sacman]

Zomg its teh grl...

 

[Steppin Razor]

He's afraid of girls. Something about cooties I think he said.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Knows about how Sacman runs from me.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

She is actually a spambot in disguise, waiting till the day every single member trusts it ("her"). Then she will flood the Escapist with ads for cheap skydiving... Over Antarctica!

 

[Sacman]

Isn't actually a member of the Escapist...

 

[Steppin Razor]

Lives in the dumpster out the back of an old, abandoned factory on the outskirts of town.

 

[Sacman]

@Sacman - Ist ein riese fotze

What is this I don't even...

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Ohhhh... wait what?

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

He really does speak German, he's just trying to hide the fact.

 

[Valkyrie101]

Cannot comprehend language.

 

[projectazure]

When in "Tanith", they had a dog named deity, and it spoke japanese.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

The project was a failure...

 

[Valkyrie101]

The project went horribly right.

 

[Scde2]

Likes to be in command...

 

[Valkyrie101]

Likes being humiliated.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Is the object of persecution.

 

[kaveradeo]

Is a nazi.

 

[Scde2]

Is a Commie!

 

[superbatranger]

Wants to be a lawyer.

 

[Martin Toy]

Hates kittens...