What do you think the above users deepest darkest secrets are?

[zfactor]

Has done this for the escapist.

 

[Valkyrie101]

Takes cover during thunderstorms.

 

[Scde2]

Has two butts.

 

[Deguasser]

Has a weird fetish for dead animals.

 

[Scde2]

Has three asses.

 

[Sacman]

has an anus in the center of his forehead...

 

[Stuntkid]

has guns for arms a knife for a head, tanks for fuel and fuel for blood, and squirts hot fruit puch for his eyes.

 

[Dr.Susse]

Can think about everything but what to do today.

 

[Stuntkid]

is guilty of texting and driving

 

[Scde2]

Is a fanboy.

 

[Valkyrie101]

Won't take no for an answer.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Can say hello in 294 different languages.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Knows how to say goodbye in 5000 languages. Several of which he made up.

 

[Valkyrie101]

Has never, ever said goodbye.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

is watching you. Don't turn around.

 

[Valkyrie101]

Watches himself while he's not looking.

 

[Lust]

Won't share his cookies.

 

[Valkyrie101]

Won't share fucks.

 

[Deguasser]

won't share hugs.

 

[Lust]

Craps in people's mailboxes.