What do you think the above users deepest darkest secrets are?

[Dango]

Is really a talking misao ramen.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Has trouble discerning dreams from reality.

 

[Dango]

Has trouble discerning reality from crabs.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Cannot discern gravity from gravy.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Want's gravity proof gravy.

 

[Scde2]

Needs to be punished...
*Whips*

 

[Sacman]

*In Dominatrix attire*
Has been a naughty boy...

 

[Scde2]

Has also been a naughty...boy?

 

[Sacman]

Not until I put on my gimp suit...<.<

 

[Scde2]

...Is responsible for this!

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/18.241136-Superman-gets-new-Emo-ish-makeover-to-attract-the-new-gen?page=1

 

[Sacman]

He is why we can't have nice things!
...

 

[Scde2]

Is the reason why the dinosaurs aren't around anymore...

 

[Sacman]

Knows the purpose of the dead sea scrolls...<.<

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Loves ingrown toenails.

 

[Dr.Susse]

Writes 20 pages a day on what his sheep do in the field.

 

[Sacman]

Writes erotic cross over fan fiction on a daily basis...<.<

 

[Dr.Susse]

Can smell when someone is sleepy.

 

[Sacman]

Smells like teen spirit [http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/9/90/TeenSpiritStick.jpg/150px-TeenSpiritStick.jpg]...<.<

 

[Dr.Susse]

Always pulls the band-aid off slow........
In other peoples sleep.

 

[Sacman]

Still thinks girls are icky...<.<