What do you think the above users deepest darkest secrets are?

[AwesomeExpress]

Damn rights I had my revenge!
OT: Is the one who brought the system down in the first place! The system is down! They're taking over!

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Was once defeated by Taco Bell. He never paid them back.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

But I likes the Taco Bell! My only regret is that we don't have one where I live. I have to settle for Taco Time. Ugh!

OT: Got stuck trying to back out of his driveway.

 

[Scde2]

Doesn't realize in Soviet Russia, driveway backs out of you!

 

[AgDr_ODST]

he has a bizarre fetish that hes too ashamed to mention

 

[Scde2]

Really thinks that's a secret of mine.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Has hit a car. A stationary car. With a brick.

 

[Lust]

Has a morbid fascination with the letter Q.

 

[Scde2]

Sued the letter Q for damages.

 

[Lust]

Cheated on Q with A.

 

[Scde2]

Doesn't realize that Q brought it on itself and deserved it.

 

[Best of the 3]

Get's funky with my avatar when I'm not looking.

 

[SalamanderJoe]

Has an actual eye behind that eyepatch.

 

[Best of the 3]

Likes to play Mr + Mrs Pigeon with his friends.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Has made a puppet to represent each person he's ever met.

 

[Scde2]

Believes that the earth revolves around the sun. Pfft.

 

[Tharwen]

He doesn't change those avatars intentionally; they leave him for someone else.

Every single time.

 

[Scde2]

Doesn't realize that his badges have a theme.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Realizes nothing.

 

[kaveradeo]

Is eternal.