What do you think the above users deepest darkest secrets are?

[Best of the 3]

Knows that saying that will make me have to prove him wrong.

[small]Fuck Lady Gaga, she's annoying. Scissor Sisters though are fucking awesome.[/small]

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Cannot scratch his neck. If he does he will explode.

 

[Best of the 3]

Has the secret fear of marshmellows.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Collects left socks for his sock puppet army.

 

[Best of the 3]

Fears my left sock army so he collects gloves and cuts the fingers off for a fingerless glove navy.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Owns a factory in Belize.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Built a factory in Belize with the help of children.

 

[Dango]

Built children Belize withe help of a factory.

 

[Sacman]

Employ's Child labor in Taiwan...

 

[Dango]

Was a child in Taiwan for the past few days, which is why he was not on the Escapist.

 

[Sacman]

Doesn't know why I was absent from the Escapist...<.<

 

[Dango]

Was really absent because he was in the wired the whole time.

 

[Sacman]

Has been watching Serial Experiments Lain while I've been gone...

 

[Dango]

Doesn't know that I actually haven't been watching Serial Experiments Lain while he's been gone.

 

[Sacman]

Doesn't know that I have been watching Serial Experiments Lain in my absence...

 

[Dango]

Has been eating absurdly unhealthy amounts of Shamwow in his absence.

 

[Sacman]

Has been arrested by the FBI and interrogated in the disappearance of the president of Belgium in my absence...

 

[Dango]

Has been doing a headspin for the past 176 hours of his absence.

 

[Sacman]

Has been on the Escapist during my absence...

 

[Dango]

Is that damn Hanzel (and is so hot right now)!