What do you think the above users deepest darkest secrets are?

[Dango]

He has a good beard.

 

[Sacman]

Doesn't know I just shaved...<.<

 

[Dango]

Has a broken warp drive.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Has a magic bag.

 

[Dango]

Can't spell "pterodactyl".

 

[Sacman]

Doesn't know I have spell check on...

 

[Dango]

Doesn't really need spell check.

 

[Sacman]

Really needs spell check...

 

[Dango]

Really can't spell "spell check" without using spell check.

 

[Sacman]

Doesn't know what spell check is...

 

[Scde2]

Checks the spell check...

 

[Dango]

Has a different computer keyboard for every key.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Is spell check.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Hacked the Escapist to get a big post count.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Keeps a diary.

 

[superbatranger]

Is secretly jealous because he can't hack anything.

Scratch that. He is a terrible, terrible person. Oh, and a ninja, too.

 

[Dr.Susse]

Drinks the stuff under the sink.

 

[AgDr_ODST]

the good Doctor is really Towlie in disguise

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

He watches nuns daily.

 

[Ren3004]

Watches puns daily.