What do you think the above users deepest darkest secrets are?

[Spoonius]

Picks his mum's nose.

LOL!

 

[mParadox]

That watering bottle is a machine gun.

 

[Spoonius]

The love heart is a smoke bomb.

 

[Ren3004]

Has a relationship with... A FORK!

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Was once in a relationship with said fork.

 

[Ren3004]

Was told that by his girlfriend... THE KNIFE!!!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Knifed his girlfriend.

 

[Sacman]

Stuck his girlfriend with a long fleshy object...<.<

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Only things about that.

 

[Sacman]

Knew an old lady who came from Duluth...
Bitten by a dog with a rabid tooth...
She went to her grave just a little too soon...
flew away howling on the yellow moon...<.<

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Is a werewolf.

 

[Sacman]

Is part of team Edward...<.<

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Is part of Team Rocket.

 

[Sacman]

just had their post nom'd...<.<

 

[Spoonius]

Has, in fact, no sack.

 

[Gypsy Ninja Pirate Zombie King]

hes my daddy

 

[AwesomeExpress]

He's not actually a ninja.

 

[Sacman]

hasn't actually seen Futurama...<.<

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

They took a chip and ate it.