What do you think the above users deepest darkest secrets are?

[mParadox]

Doesn't know that I am outside his house right now.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Is concerned about this house he's at.

[sub]How do you know I'm in a house... MUHAHAHAHAHA![/sub]

 

[mParadox]

Does it matter?

I'm currently at wherever he's residing.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I do believe he has derailed the thread. However, it is impossible dear stalker. For you see, I have a secret that noone has discovered yet.

 

[mParadox]

No derailment!!!

I know that he is Professor Oak in disguise!

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

He's incredibly curious about this secret of mine.

[sub]Not that my friend and I didn't think this was that How Well thread XP[/sub]

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Steals girl's underwear every Friday night.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Goes with him on said journey.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Is a womanizer.

 

[Scde2]

Is a toadizer.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Is a wort hog.

 

[HolocaustBoy]

Serial Rapist

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Is a child molester.

 

[HolocaustBoy]

Is a sado masochist

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Is a mass murderer.

 

[HolocaustBoy]

Blew up megaton

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Got a mod to kill children.

 

[Scde2]

THINKS OF THE CHILDREN!

 

[Colour Scientist]

That the hair colour isn't natural.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Is a black and white chemist.