What do you think the above users deepest darkest secrets are?

[Dr.Susse]

Gains experience points when cooking.

 

[M0rp43vs]

Fought in the great Elf vs Dwarf war of the cookies

 

[Mr Fatherland]

Is the killer of many children.

 

[M0rp43vs]

Has no less than 50 knives, 5 pistols, 2 sawn off shotguns, a double barrel, 4 Uzi's, An M-16, 3 different types of snipers, An RPG, an anti tank railgun, a mini gun, All fully loaded, 3 tonnes worth of ammunition, 75 fragmentation grenades, 60 molotov cocktails, 20 flash bangs, 2 wrist mounted flame throwers, 10 swiss army knives of varying sizes, 40 medkits and a packet of cigarettes and a six pack of beer hidden on his body at any given time

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Is 50 cent in disguise.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Thinks that number of weapons is child's play.

Ice Tea is his hero.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Is an infamous murderer.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Samples the blood of the damned.

 

[M0rp43vs]

Has the power to deflect fists with his face

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Creates pies out of fists.

 

[trust Milo]

has pie vision

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Does not trust Milo.

 

[One Seven One]

Is not actually a bunny! o3o

 

[Dango]

Is one more than he says he is.

 

[Z of the Na'vi]

Actually has blue hair.

 

[Dango]

Is a cat burglar.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Is a dog terrorist.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Is a bird wrangler.

 

[Dango]

Enjoys all puns, even bad ones.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Is a melonhead.