What do you think the above users deepest darkest secrets are?

[pyramid head grape]

PSN hacker!

 

[Dr.Susse]

Creative consultant!

 

[Dango]

Puts vowels on the ends of all words.

 

[XIII's Number XIV]

Eats squid for breakfast.

 

[M0rp43vs]

Has a bowl of nails for breakfast.
Without any milk

 

[pyramid head grape]

Crater of the man-wish

Spoiler: this kind

 

[kaveradeo]

Is not immortal.

 

[Dango]

Is a school of fish in a trenchcoat.

 

[Norendithas]

Has a thing for pillaging villages.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Has a thing for burning villages after Dango has pillaged.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Has a thing for dingoes.

 

[XIII's Number XIV]

Is the reason why I couldn't sleep last night >.>

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Is the reason I watch my back more dutifully now.

 

[pyramid head grape]

A mic salesman. ^^

 

[Ren3004]

Has a gun inside that hat.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Is contagious.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Isn't who he says he is.

 

[M0rp43vs]

Looks exactly like the person in his/her avatar

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Is half man, half beast.
Edit:

Looks exactly like the person in his/her avatar

I. Wish.
Well, if I had to be a girl. And not anime style. But cute, pale girl with blinding bangs? Where do I sign up?

 

[pyramid head grape]

Knows where to sign up.