What do you think the above users deepest darkest secrets are?

[Dango]

Is the founder of a Japanese boy band.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

New member of epileptic avatar club.

 

[Dango]

Is standing outside my window about to play obnoxiously loud music.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Really is a sentient Dingo. I'VE BEEN TELLING YOU THIS FOR YEARS BUT YOU WON'T BELIEVE ME!

*is taken away*

YOU'LL BE SORRY!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Won't let me skewer and eat any dango because he thinks it might be Dango.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Has a holy hand grenade in his closet.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Spoiler: He's done this, despite the warnings

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Frequently posts in forgotten threads.

 

[Gypsy Ninja Pirate Zombie King]

Never forgets them.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Has sewn a bunch of his mom's bras together to make a giant parachute.

 

[M0rp43vs]

Once kissed a girl and liked it

(off:three indecipherable capthcas in a row. how nice)

 

[pyramid head grape]

He is the creator of Le capthcas!

 

[lacktheknack]

He doesn't actually own a hat as amazing as his avatar's.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Thinks singing in the rain is mandatory.

 

[M0rp43vs]

His Darkest secret? He hasn't changed any of the lightbulbs in his house in over 10 years

 

[Mr Thin]

He is extraordinarily polite to telemarketers.

 

[pyramid head grape]

He is as headless as his avatar!

 

[Dr.Susse]

He has complete control over the stock market.

 

[pyramid head grape]

He isn't a real doctor, he is just on work experience. ^-^

 

[M0rp43vs]

He is actually an evil twin who assimilated his brother but instead of taking over the world as originally planned, he just took over his brother's escapist account