What do you think the above users deepest darkest secrets are?

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Doesn't know how its made...

 

[pyramid head grape]

Doesn't come at any bro... >.>

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Didn't shoot the king's uncle.

 

[M0rp43vs]

Wrote "Caring for catgirls for Dummies"

 

[Ren3004]

Has no light bulbs.

 

[pyramid head grape]

Fears air!

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Thinks French is a dead language.

 

[pyramid head grape]

Crazy gibberish!

OT: Burns all packages.

 

[Venom 3135]

i missing his left eye.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Is always losing other people's eyes.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Hates cute things...
Edit:

Wrote "Caring for catgirls for Dummies"

D:
HOW DID YOU KNOW?!
Was my pseudonym of Troublemorph Lagosome too obvious?!

 

[Dango]

Has the coldest heart on the Escapist.

 

[Gypsy Ninja Pirate Zombie King]

Knows everyones secrets.

 

[pyramid head grape]

Has no heart at all!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Has no organs.

 

[pyramid head grape]

Has the power to control time... but not space >.<

 

[The Man With the Soap]

Does not actually own a hat like that.

 

[pyramid head grape]

Noz there on to me ;~;

OT: Doesn't like wash! D:

 

[M0rp43vs]

Commutes via 50ft radioactive firebreathing chicken named "Vera" every morning

 

[pyramid head grape]

made of 80% play-doh