What do you think the above users deepest darkest secrets are?

[Dr.Susse]

Broke the only working perpetual motion machine.

 

[The Night Angel]

Wants to change the depressing wallpaper in his avatar.

 

[M0rp43vs]

Wields a midget nun and a wood chuck attached together with chains as (wait for it...) nun-chucks in battle

 

[The Night Angel]

Stays up late into the night thinking up crappy puns
(just kidding, it made me laugh)

 

[Dr.Susse]

Is getting a nun tied to a wood chuck tattoo.

 

[The Night Angel]

Likes to tattoo people with strange images that no one will understand.

 

[Dr.Susse]

Sings in a metal to jazz cover band.

 

[Sacman]

Knows that doesn't sound as bad as it does on paper...<.<

 

[The Night Angel]

Likes to listen to extremely odd music choices

 

[Dr.Susse]

Loves it.

 

[Sacman]

Likes to listen to extremely odd music choices

Knows I don't really listen to odd music...<.<

 

[The Night Angel]

wishes everyone would listen to his music choices (which are actually quite good )

 

[Dango]

Is made out of delicious pasta.

 

[The Night Angel]

Is capable of distinguishing the real people from the people made of food

 

[Verzin]

has neither pinkie pies nor parties: It's a ruse to lure anime girls to your lair.

 

[Dango]

Is the hands on a giant clock.

 

[The Night Angel]

Likes to watch the sunrise, then flee in terror pretending to be a vampire

 

[Dr.Susse]

His reflection doesn?t blink at the same time he does.

 

[Chaos42]

Is part of a secret cult that worships the ancient Slavic god of fermented cheese which is secretly plots the destruction of the entire worlds paperclip industry which is part of a plot for world domination using pillow forts. While wearing silly hats.