What do you think the above users deepest darkest secrets are?

[zombiekiller1907]

meets up with pedobear during tuesdays

 

[mParadox]

Is pals with Pedobear and has his phonenumber.

 

[zombiekiller1907]

HOW DID YOU KNOW?!?!?!



Attends weekly nude conventions

 

[zombiekiller1907]

actually the love child of Chad Kroeger and Nicolas Cage

 

[zombiekiller1907]

actually chad kroeger

 

[mParadox]

Is Nick Cage in disguise.

 

[zombiekiller1907]

has a crush on Nicolas Cage

 

[zombiekiller1907]

roflmao



watches me as we speak

 

[StormShaun]

Loves the person above him.

 

[mParadox]

Is flabbergasted by this exchange.

 

[Kuroneko97]

Works at a Subway, where he ***s on each 5-dollar footlong.

("Your footlong's leaking extra dressing...")

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Spits in all the food they make.
People know... and like it.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Has arse floss.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Invented arse floss.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Faps to traps.

 

[zombiekiller1907]

not actually a trap

 

[axlryder]

actually isn't the least bit phased by breasts rubbing against him.

 

[zombiekiller1907]

hasn't blinked or closed his mouth for the last 10 years

 

[mParadox]

Has laughed for decades and has no reason to stop... evur.