What do you think the above users deepest darkest secrets are?

[Evil Smurf]

likes wearing crocks

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Doesn't know that crocs are inherently ugly.

 

[mParadox]

It's so ugly no? D:

 

[mParadox]

Ships me crates containing them on a daily basis.

 

[Evil Smurf]

wants to fly around birds and.........do weird things too them

 

[mParadox]

Wants to be the confused dragon trying to mate with some birds.

 

[Evil Smurf]

wants to be the birds

 

[mParadox]

Wants to be the confused hawk.

 

[mParadox]

Wants to video tape it and send to YouTube.

 

[mParadox]

Wants to extend a day to 6 months. >.>

 

[BOOM headshot65]

Wants to bend the bounds of time and space

 

[mParadox]

Wants to become the Mistress of Time.

 

[Evil Smurf]

wants to be as good as me at making toast

 

[BOOM headshot65]

Wants to steal toast and say its his

 

[Evil Smurf]

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