What do you think the above users deepest darkest secrets are?

[mParadox]

Doesn't know that I already play LoL.

Well did. More or less.

 

[Evil Smurf]

wants to eat yoghurt now he knows it is sentient

 

[mParadox]

Wishes to sap off all the knowledge from the yogurt for himself! ;~;

 

[Evil Smurf]

wishes he knew all the things that yoghurt does when he does not watch

 

[mParadox]

Doesn't know I have a camera rigged in every household.

 

[mParadox]

He watched all of us within our minds with binoculars in high definition with sub-woofers at every turn!

 

[Kuroneko97]

Made a blockbuster movie of that.

 

[Roxas1359]

She steals manhole covers and replace them with cardboard.

 

[Evil Smurf]

Does not know what love is

 

[mParadox]

Baby don't hurt me... don't hurt me... no more~

 

[Roxas1359]

Is actually a stranger to love.
He knows no truth, but I do.

 

[mParadox]

He's baaaaaaaaaaack. ._____.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

He's back... in black.

 

[mParadox]

The men in black got class!

 

[Evil Smurf]

thinks he has class

 

[Kuroneko97]

Owns all the reserves of class.

 

[mParadox]

Owns the Mead by the side of the river.