What do you think the above users deepest darkest secrets are?

[mParadox]

Will hire him as a fluffer for a modest pay.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I still wouldn't want to be one, no matter who I was... serving. Just, ew.

OT: Wishes to be the lord of janitors.

 

[mParadox]

Will hire a company of fluffers if they fluff him up good.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Secretly wishes to move on to a different topic.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Is the grapist.

 

[mParadox]

Puts the 'the' in psychotherapist.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Puts the ler is butler.

 

[mParadox]

Puts the 'lag' in Lagomorph.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Has a sharp blade and an even sharper hat.
capcha: huggle muggle.
HEY! I got that yesterday!

 

[mParadox]

Wants to steal me hat and cut water melons with that.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Doesn't know the true potential of the hat blade.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Is a lemming.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Is a red herring creator.

 

[Roxas1359]

They actually know nothing and use a monkey to type on the keyboard for him.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Is an AI.

 

[Roxas1359]

Is actually very rich.

 

[Kuroneko97]

Created a currency for cats.

 

[zombiekiller1907]

Dances to justin bieber every midnight