What do you think the above users deepest darkest secrets are?

[LynxParadox]

Was the one who wanted to use that bomb because it was silly.

 

[mParadox]

Decided to reject reality and make a pretty pearl from sawdust. >.>

 

[PsychicTaco115]

Is secretly high on catnip in that picture

 

[mParadox]

Is a doctor to the masses.

 

[Living_Brain]

Smokes the smoke from people's marijuana. (Because he is also a marijuana doctor.)

 

[PsychicTaco115]

Is actually just a clump of PopRocks, not a brain

 

[Euryalus]

Is actually just wearing a fast food uniform taco hat

 

[Living_Brain]

Thinks Hiroshima is funnier than 9-11.

 

[PsychicTaco115]

Wants to be in a container like in Futurama, but was rejected

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Secretly wanted the taco all along.

 

[PsychicTaco115]

Didn't actually win a Nobel prize

 

[mParadox]

Forged the Nobel Prize for himself so that he didn't have to request docking permissions.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Doesn't actually know death.

 

[PsychicTaco115]

Stole that huge umbrella from another dimension

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Stole the N7 armor from the REAL Cmdr. Taco, who's name is actually Cmdr. !ocaT

 

[mParadox]

Is a personal friend of Commander Varen. <.<

 

[Living_Brain]

Knows the secret to keeping secrets but doesn't share his knowledge with anyone. (Because it's a secret)