What do you think the above users deepest darkest secrets are?

[mParadox]

Has created a serum needed for successful immortality.

 

[Porygon-2000]

Is trying to silence anyone who has found his recipe for immortality.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Has mastered dancing on water.

 

[PsychicTaco115]

Is not really an electrical Pokemon!

 

[mParadox]

Sells tacos at night with 50% discount.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Master of all things black. Leather, cats, hair... EVERYTHING.

 

[Living_Brain]

Servant of my Masters.

 

[mParadox]

Master of the Rat Race.

 

[Living_Brain]

Just a rat.

 

[mParadox]

Just another brick in the wall. >

 

[Living_Brain]

Is Rick Astley.

 

[PsychicTaco115]

Is Rebecca Black's number one fan!

 

[LynxParadox]

Is fighting for the spot of #1 fan.

 

[PsychicTaco115]

Is a famous community member of every fan site for every boy band in the last 20 years

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Tastier than the average taco.

 

[PsychicTaco115]

Has deep-rooted paranoia about being banned and not reaching his long-awaited goal of 100,000 posts

 

[Living_Brain]

Will be happy when all Escapist servers crash.