What do you think the above users deepest darkest secrets are?

[Zantos]

Is actually a small blue cat in real life masquerading on the internet as a person with a cat avatar

 

[PsychicTaco115]

Clubbed baby seals to watch them cry

 

[Sacman]

Is actually a pizza...<.<

 

[PsychicTaco115]

Can't count to 5

 

[PsychicTaco115]

Sank Atlantis to see what would happen!

 

[Zantos]

Couldn't sink a city even if he tried.

 

[LynxParadox]

destroyed a mountain by accident when he sneezed.

 

[PsychicTaco115]

Threw a phone to the ground and missed!

 

[sb666]

Has never actually had a Taco before >.<

 

[sb666]

He once painted a cat blue

 

[PsychicTaco115]

Thinks Uwe Boll films have "depth" and three-dimensional characters

 

[sb666]

His favourite game is E.T for the Atari 2600

 

[SomeLameStuff]

Designed E.T. for the Atari 2600.

 

[Dr.Susse]

is really too exciting to convey in a user name.

 

[SomeLameStuff]

Actually desires to undergo genetic modification to become a Tasmanian Devil.

 

[Ganath]

Once filled an orphanage with fireworks and made it go boom. The event is now commemorated using a stylish avatar.