What do you think the above users deepest darkest secrets are?

[Living_Brain]

Is bad at GIMP-shopping photos.

 

[Scde2]

Is made out of radioactive cotton candy and play-doh

 

[Sacman]

Bans people he doesn't like...<.<

 

[Scde2]

Knows he will be silenced for exposing site secrets.

 

[Sacman]

I know he can silence me but he can never silence the revolution!
...

 

[PsychicTaco115]

Doesn't actually want to lead the revolution for the people, but so he can gain the power to ban people he doesn't like

 

[zombiekiller1907]

Hasn't beaten my kill record yet.

 

[Living_Brain]

Has an actual kill record.

 

[zombiekiller1907]

has died 7 times

 

[Scde2]

Has 12 children, all of whom were born from different mothers.

 

[karcentric]

Is one of those children.

 

[Scde2]

Is my mother.

 

[PsychicTaco115]

Is NOT the father!

 

[Living_Brain]

Darth Vader's step brother.

 

[Scde2]

Is the roommate.

 

[PsychicTaco115]

The janitor of the Death Star

 

[Living_Brain]

Owner of Taco King on Tatooine.

 

[PsychicTaco115]

Tried doing theoretical physics and the result was a glow-in-the-dark brain!

 

[Living_Brain]

Filled with preservatives.