What do you think the above users deepest darkest secrets are?

[mParadox]

Brings out all the bitches with the doggy treats.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Lord of the dance and incidentally France.

 

[Nantucket_v1legacy]

You're the Duke of Wellington aren't you?

 

[Paranoah]

Secretly into beastiality

 

[PsychicTaco115]

Fought the Assassins and lost bitterly

 

[mParadox]

Stared Death in the face, poor guy.

 

[Nantucket_v1legacy]

You have eleven toes.

 

[Dr.Susse]

Laughs in the face of the deaf.

 

[mParadox]

Wants the world to concave. >.>

 

[Dr.Susse]

Is the chairman of the Nickelback federation;

 

[Nantucket_v1legacy]

Never made it as wise man.
Couldn't cut as a poor man stealing.
Started like a blind man.



You get the picture.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Allergic to horses.

 

[sb666]

Allergic to Pokemon.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Allergic to life.

 

[PsychicTaco115]

Can't hold on to all those posts

 

[mParadox]

Is turning all the posts into Diamonds!

 

[zombiekiller1907]

turning all his jokes into gold