What do you think the above users deepest darkest secrets are?

[OmniscientOstrich]

Is a figment of someone else's imagination.

 

[UltraDeth]

Insists that badly photoshopped pictures are enjoyably ironic

 

[Morsomk_v1legacy]

Imagines about horrible sex all the time.

 

[UltraDeth]

Likes to sniff the stools at bars

 

[Teoes]

Likes to sniff the stool in bar toilets.

 

[UltraDeth]

Stuffs a load of toilet paper down his trousers, but round the back

 

[UltraDeth]

Dances in front of a mirror in a room full of musk and lit flares

 

[Teoes]

Puts the lotion on its skin.

 

[UltraDeth]

Got so drunk they (insert depraved act here) to a car handbrake

 

[Teoes]

Can hide a coke can.

 

[UltraDeth]

Has an explosion fetish *Cough* Michael Bay *cough*

 

[OmniscientOstrich]

Faked his death in a hang-gliding accident for the insurance money.

 

[UltraDeth]

Was last seen fleeing a construction site wearing clown make-up and tinsel

 

[Teoes]

Keeps getting caught in the act of picking his nose.

 

[UltraDeth]

Went one a first date wearing a purple toupee

 

[Morsomk_v1legacy]

Like to give away horrible food to the homeless.

 

[OmniscientOstrich]

Likes to steal horrible food from the homeless.

 

[UltraDeth]

Hibernates behind the couch

 

[Teoes]

Urinates behind the couch.