What do you think the above users deepest darkest secrets are?

[UltraDeth]

Licks plug sockets for the adrenaline rush

 

[Morsomk_v1legacy]

He doesn't like fish.

 

[Teoes]

Is a fish.

 

[UltraDeth]

Smears himself with rotting fish to become one.....(We apologize for the interruption, but the following sentence was deemed to dark and obscene, even for the National Enquirer}

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Uses more haircare products than some nations produce.

 

[UltraDeth]

Licks streetlights for the taste of glue from posters

 

[OmniscientOstrich]

Has a crush on Tizzy.

 

[UltraDeth]

Runs around in a loincloth on Thursdays

 

[Morsomk_v1legacy]

Unleashes the cannon all the time.

 

[UltraDeth]

Still wears underwear that they wore since they were 4

 

[Teoes]

Punches himself to sleep.

 

[UltraDeth]

Marks his territory by farting on it

 

[Morsomk_v1legacy]

Love Micheal Bay movies and thinks that they are the pinnacle of cinematography.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Doesn't know what cinematography means.

 

[UltraDeth]

Runs through the woods every day to catch Bigfoot

 

[Teoes]

Blames water for his lack of ability to fly.

 

[UltraDeth]

Tried to remove fat cells by stabbing himself

 

[Teoes]

Keeps trying to eat the plastic fruit.

 

[UltraDeth]

Stole a pen from nursery and has regretted it ever since