What do you think the above users deepest darkest secrets are?

[Euryalus]

Lights a chicken with a match every time a bieber song is played on the radio.

 

[UltraDeth]

Hides use tissues under his sheets

 

[JasonKaotic]

Is literally the entire continent of Europe.

 

[UltraDeth]

Dreams of torturing people with ice-cream

(Not the sprinkles! NOT THE SPRINKLES!)

 

[Euryalus]

Is a barbershop quartet singer!

 

[Morsomk_v1legacy]

He lives his life on the low lane.

 

[UltraDeth]

Wrote a script for a Caddyshack remake

 

[Headsprouter]

Represses memories of dark descents. It's his...TERRIBLE SECRET PAST!

 

[Morsomk_v1legacy]

He bites the ankles of people hoping that one day, hearts will sprout out of the ankles and that he will be able to nourish himself on them.

 

[Kitsune Hunter]

Is secretly working for the Chimera Ant King

 

[Dr.Susse]

Will blow up on 1,000 posts.

 

[UltraDeth]

Wears those terrible shutter glasses, which makes him see his own version of Pyroland (everything is in 16-bit)

 

[Dr.Susse]

Is the worlds largest visual boy fanboy.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Has lied all along, he's never had anything alcoholic in his life. He's just a colossally convincing actor!

 

[UltraDeth]

Exclusively washes his hair in his own urine

 

[Dr.Susse]

Once ate a chicken Kiev so good he cried and killed the chef because nothing so good should exist.

 

[UltraDeth]

Is a little too attached to the Little Sisters

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Can see through walls of lead.

 

[UltraDeth]

Writes hidden messages under the carpet

 

[Morsomk_v1legacy]

He has not actually seen any heresy.