What do you think the above users deepest darkest secrets are?

[OmniscientOstrich]

Believed in Santa Claus until he was 17.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Can't see in the day.

 

[UltraDeth]

Performed a self Colonoscopy with a periscope and vacuum. All his posts are now written by his next of kin

 

[Headsprouter]

Start's every sentence with a dismissive "Huh!"

 

[UltraDeth]

Can contort his buttocks inwards for always silent farts

 

[Headsprouter]

His "Deths" are pretty normal.

 

[UltraDeth]

Is persuading Dustin Hoffman to remake "Ishtar"

 

[kaveradeo]

Is actually balding

 

[OmniscientOstrich]

Doesn't know how to tell time.

 

[Euryalus]

Is really an emu!

 

[Morsomk_v1legacy]

He is secretly a siren from the depths of the abyss.

 

[UltraDeth]

Hopes for a sequel to "Dark"

 

[TheRiddler]

Wants a sequel to "Dark" more than Morsomk.

 

[UltraDeth]

Their one dream is to legally change their name to "Pig Benis"

 

[Kitsune Hunter]

Bidoof is their favourite Pokémon

 

[UltraDeth]

Is wanted by the police for an incident involving a jar of beetroot, lighter fluid and a copy of The Sun

 

[Morsomk_v1legacy]

Would really want a sequel to Twilight.

 

[Yuno Gasai]

They really want to evolve.

 

[Kitsune Hunter]

Has some skeletons in the closet, or in her case, a hole in the backyard

 

[Yuno Gasai]

Really enjoys taking orders. Also likes to refer to whoever is giving the orders as being "the player".