What do you think the above users deepest darkest secrets are?

[UltraDeth]

Gives lap dances to the brain-dead

 

[Barbas]

Lives in an ancient barrow.

 

[UltraDeth]

Practices guitar on his armpits

 

[Barbas]

Enjoys digging trench systems, because he finds it therapeutic and a great defence against walkers.

 

[Yuno Gasai]

Unable to read the lyrics on any carol/hymn sheets, so ends up humming while miming "convincingly" and hoping nobody notices.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Has fire powers.

 

[UltraDeth]

Is still trying to lay Golden eggs and now has severe piles

 

[Barbas]

Is really an elderly Chinese man living in Guangdong province.

 

[kailus13]

Secretly prefers cats.

 

[UltraDeth]

Partook in an experiment that involved their big toe, an ice pick and kicking the wall

 

[Barbas]

Does the nadgerwalk.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Was frozen today.

 

[UltraDeth]

Enjoys sniffing their own taint

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Licks other people's bums.

 

[Barbas]

Has bananas for legs.

 

[UltraDeth]

Likes walking on ice cubes

 

[xmbts]

Composed walking on sunshine.

 

[Barbas]

Runs into the living room every morning to be the first one to shout "ECKSBACKS, SHOW MAI STAFF!"

 

[UltraDeth]

Goes "adventuring" in shopping mall toilets

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Has had sex with 90% of the world's population.