What do you think the above users deepest darkest secrets are?

[UltraDeth]

Has one nipple larger than the other

 

[RedDeadFred]

Secretly goes to stores and spends time crushing all of the chips without opening the bags.

 

[UltraDeth]

Tried to mug someone with a shaving brush

 

[Rabbitboy]

Is actually gentleman masterthief

 

[UltraDeth]

Scared of oranges with pips

 

[RedDeadFred]

Dresses up as the Energizer Bunny and chases people around yelling "I'm never going to stop. I just keep going and going and going..."

 

[kailus13]

Supplied the Energizer Bunny costume.

 

[UltraDeth]

Has puffy testicles

 

[Rabbitboy]

Has a tentacle monster as a pet

 

[UltraDeth]

Has a damp patch under the sofa

 

[Rabbitboy]

Doesn't wash his hands after using the toilet.

 

[UltraDeth]

Gets emotional over Chili Con Carne

 

[TheIronRuler]

Is actually a crab-person living underground.

 

[UltraDeth]

Scrubs his ankles with a grater

 

[SonOfAnarchy91]

Likes to play with feces

 

[UltraDeth]

Fears the smell of pasta

 

[SonOfAnarchy91]

Is scared of Tennis Balls

 

[UltraDeth]

Wonders his farts disappear to

 

[Barbas]

Moves around like the NPCs in Goldeneye 007.

 

[SonOfAnarchy91]

Thinks Gnomes are sexy