What do you think the above users deepest darkest secrets are?

[UltraDeth]

Grinds his knees on the dirt path to please Yog sothoth

 

[RedDeadFred]

Collects the tears of children and then adds them to his margaritas.

 

[UltraDeth]

Carves phallic symbols into the kitchen floor with ordinary household utensils

 

[RedDeadFred]

Deliberately adjusts his piano to be out of tune (well, out of tune than usual seeing as they are all technically a little out of tune) and then plays it for people.

 

[UltraDeth]

Carves the names of the voices in his head onto the Bathroom wall

 

[Barbas]

Weeps at the sight of rainbows.

 

[SonOfAnarchy91]

Sleeps on a bed of meat

 

[UltraDeth]

Smokes from a clarinet

 

[Rabbitboy]

Murderd his relatives in order to get a bigger share of the inheritance.

 

[UltraDeth]

Speaks with a Liverpool accent when Perturbed

 

[RedDeadFred]

Sleeps in his laundry hamper.

 

[UltraDeth]

Writes incantations on the wall in Red Pen

 

[SonOfAnarchy91]

Enjoys wiping after having a no.2 a little too much

 

[Malbourne]

Writes two-word poetry and takes two minutes to read it at the local tavern.

 

[UltraDeth]

Has an eye hanging off the wall

 

[UltraDeth]

Gets at his highest sexual point when the kettle boils

 

[OmniscientOstrich]

His deepest darkest secret is that he is so fundamentally normal and boring that he doesn't actually have any deep dark secrets but pretends that he does to seem more interesting.

 

[UltraDeth]

Hears a studio audience in his head when the meds wear off

 

[SonOfAnarchy91]

Had their first time with there cousin...