What do you think the above users deepest darkest secrets are?

[Rabbitboy]

Is actually Batman

 

[Barbas]

Done a dirty deed in the laundry hamper.

 

[UltraDeth]

Agrees with a different hate group every day

 

[Barbas]

Sided with the Stormcloaks for the sole reason that they have buxomer ladies.

 

[UltraDeth]

Wears a different coloured wellington boot on each foot

 

[Rabbitboy]

Abuses his power of invisibility.

 

[Barbas]

They feel kinky when it rains.

 

[Rabbitboy]

Forced a doppelganger to make all his exams for him.

 

[Sassafrass]

Knows what everyone would do for a Twinkie.

 

[Euryalus]

Likes to do dirty things with twinkies

 

[Sassafrass]

Secretly runs TMZ, therefore turning this into a good press moment to become an overnight celebrity.

 

[Barbas]

Glomped a whole class and eventually had to be arrested.

 

[UltraDeth]

Celebrates Passover in Autumn

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Arms ants with mini-lasers.

 

[Barbas]

Was once so angry that he kicked the head off a skunk.

 

[UltraDeth]

Recoils at the smell of Yoghurt