What do you think the above users deepest darkest secrets are?

[UltraDeth]

Lost 2 fingers peeling a lemon

 

[Bizzaro Stormy]

Would mud wrestle his own mother for an amusing clock, a ton of cash, and a sack of French porn.

 

[Barbas]

Broke a limb by falling downstairs after trying to play bucket knight jousts.

 

[Rabbitboy]

Looks exactly like his avatar.

 

[Barbas]

Wishes he could gurn like the champions.

 

[UltraDeth]

Sniggers at the words "Grandfather clock"

 

[Yuno Gasai]

That he still doesn't fully understand how to use the washing machine.

 

[Barbas]

Gets spooked solid while watching Ghost.

 

[UltraDeth]

Tried to smuggle a baked potato in his naval

 

[Barbas]

Tried to smuggle the navy past immigration control.

 

[UltraDeth]

Would like to be sandwiched between 2 Jim Sterlings

 

[Barbas]

Accidentally buried his house in sand, so he now has to live in a giant seashell.

 

[Rabbitboy]

Wants to take over Syldavia.

 

[Barbas]

Wants to establish rabbits as the majority voting base.

 

[Rabbitboy]

Wants to outlaw chocolate.

 

[Barbas]

Wishes outlaws tasted of chocolate.

 

[UltraDeth]

Died on the easiest possible difficulty

 

[Barbas]

Deep dicked the Muffin Man.

 

[UltraDeth]

Tried to take hostages with a carrot. Naturally it failed

 

[Bizzaro Stormy]

Is the first in line for any Jennifer Lopez movie.