What do you think the above users deepest darkest secrets are?

[Dr.Susse]

Stole all of Buddy Holly's songs.

 

[UltraDeth]

Got lost in Wales

 

[Barbas]

Found himself in Cornwall.

 

[Rabbitboy]

Once woke up next to a cow.

 

[Barbas]

Once woke up inside a catboy.

 

[UltraDeth]

Gets very talkative with bankers

 

[Barbas]

Doodled a dipsy doo down by the docks.

 

[UltraDeth]

Makes an exclamation of disgust when something good happens

 

[Rabbitboy]

Is a vegetarian.

 

[Barbas]

Was born on Mount Assarnibibi.

 

[UltraDeth]

Dreams in orange

 

[Barbas]

Has an escape hatch in the toilet that he accidentally blocked when he mistook it for the corpse chute.

 

[Ridash]

Had sex with a zombie inside a coffin.

 

[Bizzaro Stormy]

The rabbit in him has severe claustrophobia.

 

[Rabbitboy]

Actually thanks god on Sunday like the rest of us plebs.

 

[Barbas]

Seduced an oddish.

 

[UltraDeth]

Likes to swan dive into a bath of tepid omelette

 

[Rabbitboy]

Is in love with Poccahontas.

 

[Barbas]

Can't get enough of that Sugar Crisp.

 

[UltraDeth]

Repeats himself whenever he doubts himself