UltraDeth New member Nov 2, 2010 14,150 0 0 Mar 1, 2015 #10,584 Thinks "Consistency" is a tax on stationary
Barbas ExQQxv1D1ns Oct 28, 2013 33,804 0 0 Mar 1, 2015 #10,585 Used to beat up the prime minister in primary school.
Redlin5_v1legacy Better Red than Dead Aug 5, 2009 48,836 0 0 Mar 2, 2015 #10,586 Is really made of cheese.
UltraDeth New member Nov 2, 2010 14,150 0 0 Mar 2, 2015 #10,587 Spent five nights in a shopping mall and nearly starved to death
Barbas ExQQxv1D1ns Oct 28, 2013 33,804 0 0 Mar 2, 2015 #10,588 Got lost in a particularly devious branch of IKEA.
UltraDeth New member Nov 2, 2010 14,150 0 0 Mar 2, 2015 #10,589 Curses orange peel with a fiery passion
UltraDeth New member Nov 2, 2010 14,150 0 0 Mar 2, 2015 #10,591 Reads The Economist, but keeps it placed between a copy of FHM to avoid embarrassment
Barbas ExQQxv1D1ns Oct 28, 2013 33,804 0 0 Mar 2, 2015 #10,592 Wiped his backside with a new duck each day.
Barbas ExQQxv1D1ns Oct 28, 2013 33,804 0 0 Mar 2, 2015 #10,593 He's got a line of illegitimate children from Buenos Aires to Peking.
Brownie80 New member Jan 27, 2014 996 0 0 Mar 3, 2015 #10,594 Thinks Scotland is a land populated with people named Scott.
Bizzaro Stormy New member Oct 19, 2011 829 0 0 Mar 3, 2015 #10,595 Gets explosive diarrhea when he sees the color yellow.
UltraDeth New member Nov 2, 2010 14,150 0 0 Mar 3, 2015 #10,596 Gave a 9/10 to Gamergate for responding to his comment
Rabbitboy New member Apr 11, 2014 2,966 0 0 Mar 3, 2015 #10,597 Had a cat named mister Mittens and had to kill him after he became infected with the virus.
Bizzaro Stormy New member Oct 19, 2011 829 0 0 Mar 3, 2015 #10,598 That balloon is really his best friend's head painted orange.
Barbas ExQQxv1D1ns Oct 28, 2013 33,804 0 0 Mar 3, 2015 #10,599 Killed his band mates, stuffed their corpses and put them on display in his personal library.
UltraDeth New member Nov 2, 2010 14,150 0 0 Mar 3, 2015 #10,600 Offended all of Scotland with his horrible Robert Burns impression
