What do you think the above users deepest darkest secrets are?

[UltraDeth]

Still says "Keeping it real".

 

[UltraDeth]

Can't stop swearing like a trucker.

 

[Living_Brain]

Uses iTunes on Windows but doesn't have an iPhone to necessitate it.

 

[UltraDeth]

Will kill someone if he doesn't get a Twinkie.

 

[Barbas]

Is Willy Wonka.

I'm running out of ideas...

 

[UltraDeth]

"Shook hands with President Johnson" before posting.

 

[Barbas]

Believes in Pilkington.

 

[UltraDeth]

Hasn't cleaned his teeth in 8 days.

 

[Basement Cat]

Has a fetish for beetles.

 

[Barbas]

Has a fetish for anything that is not a beetle. Or a rock.

 

[UltraDeth]

Blew his load, then his nose.

 

[Barbas]

Tried to ban the safety dance for being considerably less safe than its name suggests.

 

[UltraDeth]

Practically lives on Liquorice allsorts.

 

[Barbas]

Is also involved in Sweden.

 

[UltraDeth]

Eats M&Ms in a bowl of milk for breakfast.

 

[Barbas]

Eschews pudding on Wednesdays.

 

[UltraDeth]

Made a wicked No#2 this afternoon.

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

this one time, upon encountering a sign outside an establishment reading "no shoes, no shirt, NO SERVICE!", proceeded to enter said establishment wearing a shirt, shoes, and literally nothing else.

 

[UltraDeth]

Ate the contents of a fire extinguisher.