Barbas ExQQxv1D1ns Oct 28, 2013 33,804 0 0 Nov 12, 2016 #11,583 Can't get it up or get down unless Creedence Clearwater Revival is playing in the background.
UltraDeth New member Nov 2, 2010 14,150 0 0 Nov 13, 2016 #11,588 Can't turn on the computer without consulting the manual.
Drake the Dragonheart The All-American Dragon. Aug 14, 2008 4,607 0 0 Nov 13, 2016 #11,589 is completely lost whenever prompted to "press any key to continue"
Drake the Dragonheart The All-American Dragon. Aug 14, 2008 4,607 0 0 Nov 13, 2016 #11,591 is romantically involved with his lunch
UltraDeth New member Nov 2, 2010 14,150 0 0 Nov 13, 2016 #11,592 Doesn't know which end the bullets come out of.
Barbas ExQQxv1D1ns Oct 28, 2013 33,804 0 0 Nov 13, 2016 #11,593 Frequently drops the bass on his foot.
UltraDeth New member Nov 2, 2010 14,150 0 0 Nov 13, 2016 #11,594 Went into battle and couldn't remember which side he was on.
UltraDeth New member Nov 2, 2010 14,150 0 0 Nov 14, 2016 #11,596 Left his mortgage in his other pants.
Barbas ExQQxv1D1ns Oct 28, 2013 33,804 0 0 Nov 14, 2016 #11,597 Is covered in a fine layer of sawdust at all times.
UltraDeth New member Nov 2, 2010 14,150 0 0 Nov 14, 2016 #11,598 Sneezed while firing and shot 6 pigeons.
Barbas ExQQxv1D1ns Oct 28, 2013 33,804 0 0 Nov 15, 2016 #11,599 Wishes he was still allowed to own slave mice.
