What do you think the above users deepest darkest secrets are?

[Wintermute_v1legacy]

Dresses as Santa to visit sick kids in hospitals every year.

 

[UltraDeth]

Is getting off to this thread.

 

[Living_Brain]

Is currently investing into apple dongles

 

[UltraDeth]

Goes on vacation to Finland every year.

 

[Living_Brain]

When people sing "if you're happy and you know it", he claps his hands, admitting his happiness.
But he is unhappy.

 

[UltraDeth]

His ringtone is "You got mail".

 

[Living_Brain]

Spent the first 5 years of his life in the woods, raised by rabbits

 

[UltraDeth]

Thinks no-one noticed it was a toupee.

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

never made it to level 9

 

[UltraDeth]

Guzzled all the gatorade before the match.

 

[Wintermute_v1legacy]

Has a youtube channel where he eats McDonalds in creepy abandoned places.

 

[UltraDeth]

Was a Christmas elf once.

 

[Wintermute_v1legacy]

Smoked a cigarette once.

 

[UltraDeth]

Kicked an old man in the spuds.

 

[Living_Brain]

Uses an actual mouse as a mouse

 

[UltraDeth]

Still uses carrier pigeons.

 

[Barbas]

Cannot operate a telescope.

 

[UltraDeth]

Wants to be mummified in Instant Mash.

 

[Living_Brain]

Lost his pinkie in a freak milking accident

 

[UltraDeth]

Once acted as "midwife" to a constipated friend.