What do you think when a little kid gets on a mic.

[Nexus424]

Hmmm what's good about TF2 never really heard of it let alone played it. What's it all about. I hear a good amount about it.

 

[Glerken]

I love it. I was playing Zombie mod (CS:S) and a seven year old was on his mic.
I died a little when afterwords I realized I forgot to record it.
It was probably the best hour of my Zombie mod experience.

 

[squirrelman42]

It all depends on

1) is he calm? he can live...
2) can he play? he can live...
3) is he on my team? he can live...(if you answered no to any of these, boot, mute, whatever you can do, depending on the game. I do sometimes get kids to leave games like halo 3 and left 4 dead by telling them that they need to be 18 to play, and I will report them if they don't leave...but, what can I say? their voices infuriate us all.

Thank you. I will take that to heart and use it in those games.

 

[Phantom Sheep]

Just mute the mic

 

[Pain_Inflictor]

I want to destroy them, they are so annoying.

 

[Meado]

Every time I hear a little kid over my mic, I think "Hey, kid, L4D is an 18. Come back when your balls drop."
It's all I play.

 

[TheTygerfire]

If they really want to learn how to play the game or are actually trying to aid the team, then it's okay.

Things I WON'T tolerate:
-Talking to themselves/others IRL
-Contant play by play on what they're doing
-Talking like a gangsta (bonus multiplier if they're white)
-NOT asking for help
-Actually hurting our team's progress.

 

[CounterAttack]

I can't stand kids talking in-game.
First response: mute.
Second response: kill. Even if he's on my team. I'll switch teams if I have to and headshot the little noob. If I'm feeling like a /b/tard I'll knife/melee him.
Third response: if others are telling him to shut up after he's muted, kick him.

Problem dealt with. And if he comes back, 40 GOTO 10.

If all else fails, headshot him until he ragequits.

 

[letsnoobtehpwns]

I wish that there was a button that would kick little kids in the balls every time they speak.

 

[l33ticarus]

My steps when an 8 year old gets on the mic:
1.Sigh loud enough the mic pics it up
2. wait for them to say or do something annoying
3.Tell them If they dont stop Ill turn around and tell there mom on them
4. Wait for the worst comeback ever to be said by them
5.Laugh at them as they scream constantly into the mic because I just ticked them off with logic
6. Mute
7. Check what there doing every 5 minutes or so
8. If they are still cursing me out or being annoying say something witty
9. Game ends And I give a bad player review and Report them for Voice Communications


What I also do if a little kid joins the game and has a mic:
1. /leave
repeat step 9...


God I hate it when little kids are on M rated games... What possesses the Parents to buy them that game? No... what possessed them to buy them an Xbox... I JUST WANT TO FREAKING CHOKE THEM TO DEATH!!!! I want to go to there house and knock on the door there parent answers it shoot them in the leg... go to there room if anyone else bothers you knock them out with the butt of the gun... then when you get in there room shoot the xbox... Then hit them and tell them If you ever see them on xbox live again you will kill them... Then if you see there gamertag log on go to there house and stare at them through their window... until they turn it off... Do this 100,000 and we wouldnt have that problem anymore...

 

[opscomm]

Hmmm what's good about TF2 never really heard of it let alone played it. What's it all about. I hear a good amount about it.

go to teamfortress2.com and watch the videos, but after reading the paragraph at the top. It is basically a multiplayer FPS game with lots of cartoony humor.

 

[Xbowhyena]

I kill idiots on Nazi zombies all the time, normally they aren't kids though lol

 

[opscomm]

I love it. I was playing Zombie mod (CS:S) and a seven year old was on his mic.
I died a little when afterwords I realized I forgot to record it.
It was probably the best hour of my Zombie mod experience.

Out of curiosity, why?

 

[Doc Theta Sigma]

Mute buttons were made for this

 

[TheTygerfire]

Hmmm what's good about TF2 never really heard of it let alone played it. What's it all about. I hear a good amount about it.

It's a class based FPS where every game is divided into teams. Each player can select a type of class (such as Sniper, Soldier, Medic) with it's own special way to play and approach each situation. It's extremely fun and I recommend it highly.

 

[opscomm]

I wish that there was a button that would kick little kids in the balls every time they speak.

Excellent idea, we should all get together and invent that.

 

[Glerken]

I love it. I was playing Zombie mod (CS:S) and a seven year old was on his mic.
I died a little when afterwords I realized I forgot to record it.
It was probably the best hour of my Zombie mod experience.

Out of curiosity, why?

It was the funniest thing I've ever heard.
The kid was worried because if we were too loud his parents would get up and see he was up past his bed time, we quizzed him about math. He got 2+3, but didn't know 4+5. He'd tease the zombie, and when a zombie was going after him he'd scream and almost cry. These sort of events went on for an entire hour. It was great.

 

[TriggerUnhappy]

1)How can I find him?
2)How can I kill him?
3)How can I dispose of the body?

Seriously though, I myself am 14 and can't stand when little kids and teenagers my age go on and act like retards, and give all kids, teenagers, and (to those in other countries) Americans a bad reputation. What's worse is that I have to go to school with people like them.

 

[Tekrae]

If there's some idiot in TF2, I myself just press Escape, select Mute Players, choose them and move on.
My first thought is "Oh damn, not again". It can really get annoying, particularly if they simply seem to only be giving the enemy points, like rushing an ubered Heavy as a scout using only the pistol.